RT @goldengateblond: American Idol has lowered its minimum age requirement to 15. I thought cranking out pre-pubescent famewhóres was …

N-dog just figured out he can make farting noises by blowing on his arm. I think he is ready for his first Twitter account. He has passed.

RT @JerryThomas: Been watching that underwater BP oil leak camera for hours. It’s cheaper than buying a lava lamp.

With a these off shore drilling issues, it makes you think the Navy got rid of the “No Gays Allowed” a little prematurely. Who goofed?

RT @bedheadblonde: I wonder if Brad Pitt is getting a Thai for Father’s Day.

I am bringing a vuvuzela to church this morning. Let’s see how long it takes for one of them to use the Lord’s name in vain.

The summer imaging has begun. Good thing I got a @fogproject server, or it would literally take me all summer.

I boil the water, stir the pot, and then stand back and laugh while it boils over, and gets everyone else mad. I would make a great TV host.

If the TV people want to quiet those vuvuzelas, why don’t they just put a Sex in the City marathon on.

Man, those vuvuzelas sound angry. I think the penpezelas will be sleeping on the couch tonight.