RT @OverlandParker: Crocs are nothing more than mullets for your feet.

It’s Canada Day tomorrow. 12 hrs until I cover myself in maple syrup, blare Bryan Adams and run the streets nude. Via CANADA!!

Tik Tok, the Star Trek version. Enjoy! http://tinyurl.com/339s98g

Filling out my citizenship paper work.

RT @joshuaseller: For all the rappers out there. http://bit.ly/9S4Z2J

Sometimes it’s pretty difficult to get into my wife’s pants. It’s even harder to get out of them as she pulls into the driveway.

RT @joelkodner: I just listened to 10 straight minutes of terrestrial radio, and I gotta admit, I never knew the barrel of a shotgun tas …

RT @awryone: Had the AC so low last night the heat kicked on and now I’m not sure if I have enough carbon credits to eat this baby seal …

Helping a co-worker set up her iPhone. I am always the bridesmaid, never the bride. :(

Really Firefox? A malformed XML? Your mom had a malformed XML, until I updated her to 3.6.4 too.