RT @GSouder: Ah, the fourth of July, the day we pause blowing up other countries in order to blow up our own.

RT @pattonoswalt: Just visited MySpace. Half the lights are out, bears are living in my comments section, and a homeless guy’s been poo …

RT @ceoSteveJobs: First the iPhone was left in a bar and now the bars have left the iPhone. I hate irony.

RT @tnylgn: Where in the world is Comic Sans, Diego?

It’s Saturday, which means chores all day. I call it “it rubs the lotion on” day. See you on the other side, maybe.

RT @YUCKYBOT: AT&T always treats me like I have no shirt and no shoes.

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RT @joshuaseller: Funny church sign banter. http://bit.ly/biDY4N

When someone parks WAY to close to you, it’s customary to take a dump in their sunroof right? They are acting like I overreacted. Jerks.

Twilight is much like soccer. They run around for 2 hrs, no one scores, and PLEASE MAKE IT STOP! I BEG YOU STOP THE PAIN! IT SUCKS SO BAD!