December 2011
1 post
November 2011
2 posts
October 2011
5 posts
Jobs New Job →
Here is a great comic on Steve Jobs new job.
Enjoy!
A Computer Dinosaur →
This must have been the PC Moses used to post the 10 Commandments on his Facebook page. I heard there was an eleventh commandment, but it didn’t get enough “likes”….
September 2011
10 posts
How to deal with Facebook Privacy Issues →
If you followed everything and everywhere someone went, and posted it all over the internet. A normal person would be very upset, you would think. Facebook does this to us all, and we don’t make a peep. Facebook uses some deep cookie methods that even if you LOGOUT of the Facebook website, they can still track you. They are tracking you at every corner of the internet, and they...
Server Room Security Fail →
Nothing like a good secure server room….. Hmmm, maybe we should check it out? Be right back…..
The New Facebook is for Dummies →
Yep, the new Facebook is for dummies. They tell us which posts we should care about and which posts we should read. I guess they just think we are a bunch of dummies…..
I bet this really messes with those door to door salesman….. http://t.co/HDSkPlYL
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Photo: So how fast is it through here? I am so confused! http://t.co/tLEW9G5R
Photo: I would love to see how this got bent. Maybe proof Rosie O’Donnell has been in Marysville? http://t.co/Y4XKCox
How to Hack Wifi - One of my hobbies is hacking wifi. I was going to write out directions on how I do it,… http://t.co/yYps8yj
RT @Veronica: “Why haven’t they made a new SimCity in like a million years?” @JonStrickland: “Zoning issues.”
RT @scottsimpson: This Salesforce conference has brought some high-powered people to town. I just saw a guy whose Bluetooth earpiece had …
July 2010
11 posts
Grilling on the BBQ.
It’s hard to surprise a spouse. I know that because Amazon just sent me an email telling me what my wife bought for my birthday…. #FAIL
RT @GSouder: Ah, the fourth of July, the day we pause blowing up other countries in order to blow up our own.
RT @ceoSteveJobs: First the iPhone was left in a bar and now the bars have left the iPhone. I hate irony.
RT @pattonoswalt: Just visited MySpace. Half the lights are out, bears are living in my comments section, and a homeless guy’s been poo …
RT @YUCKYBOT: AT&T always treats me like I have no shirt and no shoes.
It’s Saturday, which means chores all day. I call it “it rubs the lotion on” day. See you on the other side, maybe.
RT @tnylgn: Where in the world is Comic Sans, Diego?
Just entered the Mozy Free Account Friday contest! You can win by following @mozy and RT! http://bit.ly/d14MEp #mozyfaf
RT @joshuaseller: Funny church sign banter. http://bit.ly/biDY4N
When someone parks WAY to close to you, it’s customary to take a dump in their sunroof right? They are acting like I overreacted. Jerks.
Twilight is much like soccer. They run around for 2 hrs, no one scores, and PLEASE MAKE IT STOP! I BEG YOU STOP THE PAIN! IT SUCKS SO BAD!
It’s Canada Day tomorrow. 12 hrs until I cover myself in maple syrup, blare Bryan Adams and run the streets nude. Via CANADA!!
RT @OverlandParker: Crocs are nothing more than mullets for your feet.
June 2010
44 posts
Sometimes it’s pretty difficult to get into my wife’s pants. It’s even harder to get out of them as she pulls into the driveway.
RT @joshuaseller: For all the rappers out there. http://bit.ly/9S4Z2J
Tik Tok, the Star Trek version. Enjoy! http://tinyurl.com/339s98g
Filling out my citizenship paper work.
RT @joelkodner: I just listened to 10 straight minutes of terrestrial radio, and I gotta admit, I never knew the barrel of a shotgun tas …
RT @awryone: Had the AC so low last night the heat kicked on and now I’m not sure if I have enough carbon credits to eat this baby seal …
Helping a co-worker set up her iPhone. I am always the bridesmaid, never the bride. :(
Really Firefox? A malformed XML? Your mom had a malformed XML, until I updated her to 3.6.4 too.
RT @goldengateblond: American Idol has lowered its minimum age requirement to 15. I thought cranking out pre-pubescent famewhóres was …
RT @JerryThomas: Been watching that underwater BP oil leak camera for hours. It’s cheaper than buying a lava lamp.
N-dog just figured out he can make farting noises by blowing on his arm. I think he is ready for his first Twitter account. He has passed.
With a these off shore drilling issues, it makes you think the Navy got rid of the “No Gays Allowed” a little prematurely. Who goofed?
RT @bedheadblonde: I wonder if Brad Pitt is getting a Thai for Father’s Day.
I am bringing a vuvuzela to church this morning. Let’s see how long it takes for one of them to use the Lord’s name in vain.
The summer imaging has begun. Good thing I got a @fogproject server, or it would literally take me all summer.
I boil the water, stir the pot, and then stand back and laugh while it boils over, and gets everyone else mad. I would make a great TV host.
If the TV people want to quiet those vuvuzelas, why don’t they just put a Sex in the City marathon on.
Man, those vuvuzelas sound angry. I think the penpezelas will be sleeping on the couch tonight.